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Get to know me meme — [1/5] favorite male characters: Lucifer

"You know why God cast me down? Because I loved him. More than anything. And then God created… you. The little… hairless apes. And then He asked all of us to bow down before you, to love you more than Him. And I said, "Father… I can’t." I said, "These human beings are flawed, murderous." And for that… God had Michael cast me into Hell. Now, tell me… does the punishment fit the crime? Especially when I was right? Look at what six billion of you have done to this thing, and how many of you blame me for it?"

(Source: ohjoanwatsons)


okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

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